PRANAV SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM
SYSTEM STATUS: UNSTABLE
ACADEMIC THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
STUDENTS PANICKING: 42
MATCH FOUND
Attendance Risk: CRITICAL
Sleep Schedule: DESTROYED
Assignment Completion: 12%
Academic Stability: NON-EXISTENT
Recovery Chance: 3%
Status: Academically Endangered
KNOWN CRIMES
- Opening laptop only before exams
- Watching reels during study sessions
- Copying assignments at 11:58 PM
- Depending entirely on friends' PDFs